What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
15.06.2025 11:11
He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?
I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).
He : Btw, you're really pretty.
Why was the rock band Kiss so successful?
He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.
Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!
Me : Because it's month of August.
Are there many people here who suffer from schizophrenia?
Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!
Me : No
Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?
I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.
Me : I don't drink
He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.
What is the reason for writing X^2 as XX instead of X*X?
Me : I don't drink coffee also
He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.
He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?
How do teachers justify punishing a student for fighting back against their bullies?
Me : Sure.
Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.
He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?
Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.
I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.
He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!
What is your secret to glowing skin?
He : I'm 24.
I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.
I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)
P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.
Me : Thank you.
He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?
Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!
Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).
Me (a little confused) : I don't know
Do guys ever want to suck a dick even though they are straight?
By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.
By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.
He : So, are you seeing someone?
Why do most people care so much about what others think? Are they afraid of society norms?
I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.
Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.
He : Tea ?
Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)
Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?
Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.
Why can’t the British eat or drink anything unless they place a table cloth on the table first?
He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?
He : Then let's have some coffee
Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.
Is crossdressing being a transvestite?
He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?
I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?